The funniest thing you can add to any piece of media is a boy detective. Breaking Bad needed a 13 year old child who goes around looking for clues to the caper and whatnot.
The Texas State Police Stasi Agent assigned by Greg Abbott personally to torture me: Put the most aggravating trivialities in his Tumblr inbox. Convince him it's Willie Nelson's birthday. Deploy the tummyache beam. I want this motherfucker dead or institutionalized by noon.
Over the course of the game, roll a d20 every so often.
This measures the progress of a different, unmentioned party of adventurers who are on their own quest to stop an unrelated threat to the entire mortal world.
If you get a one they fuck up and die so the world abruptly ends with no warning.
Over the course of
the game, roll a d20
every so often.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Shit dude ur not wrong
how many times do we have to re-prove the digg principle
the cost of shuffling around a website interface: 95% userbase exodus
the benefit: nothing




